- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What is the name of the car? What

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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