How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Wait! hundred billions!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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