- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sober Irish individual.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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