- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's 9+10? 19.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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