- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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