What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A women left the kitchen.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Patriarchy.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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your life

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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