- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's 2+2? Fish

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Lololol

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??