- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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