- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Yo mama so fat.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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