Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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