- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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