How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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