- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Dumbledore dies.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Everybody will die

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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