knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Ily bae

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Anti Joke

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