- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

nothing

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

you give like i give lomain

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What's your blood type? Red.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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