Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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