A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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