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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Christians

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Arrow to the Knee

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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