Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Knock knock, come in.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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who farted i did :]

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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