Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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