Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Animal

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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pussy enough said

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Anti Joke

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