- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What is a dog? Bark

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Poop.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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