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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

The AIDS patient was gay

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What's big? Jupiter.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

A black man without problems.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

9/11

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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