what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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I'm funny.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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