What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Yo Mamma

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Hi Adam,

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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