- Anti Joke

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.