Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Whats worse than a joke? This

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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