You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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