- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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