- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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