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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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