- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

I'd like to make a withdraw

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Flowers are colors Love me

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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