- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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