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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.