- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

4 hours later.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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