Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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