The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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