Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

A whole 'nother.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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