How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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learn. advance!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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