What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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