- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

mitchell palmer sucks

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the teacher do? He taught.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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