- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

AIDS

Penis

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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