What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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hi mom

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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arena football

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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