Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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