What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

Yo Mamma

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

so a baby seal walks into a club...

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Wumbo

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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