why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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whats black. an african american person

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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