What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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YOLO

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Diana and victoria

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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