Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Animal

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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