- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Penis.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

i like men but im not gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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