One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What is black and has no education A tire.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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